New favourite quote #9.

"I don't need to eat poo to know it tastes like crap."

- Mitch complaining about the juice I bought that she HASN'T EVEN tasted yet, 31/10/07.

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Not really the last bastion of impartiality, but...

I saw this on the Telegraph's website. Nice to see those political luminaries Claire "Tony Lied to me!" Short and Gorgeous George Galloway providing such value for money. I for one never doubted Galloway's commitment to parliamentary democracy when he was prancing around on Celebrity Big Brother dressed in a fetching red spandex leotard with Pete Burns in tow.



Not once. Honest.

Sorry for the hiatus.

I was away for a little while, doing 'stuff'. Lots of exciting things of course- so exciting that I took my eye off the ball and neglected to tell you all about what I was doing over the last few weeks. Oopsie. Here's more or less how I look these days for those of you that have forgotten:


Turns out I was on Crimewatch! For being so AWESOME! Or not. Looks too chubby round the puss for it to be me I reckon. The picture is courtesy of http://flashface.ctapt.de/

Berlusconi.

Wee Silvio Berlusconi is an 'interesting' character don't you think? I mean, he's a successful businessman- the richest in Italy, owns the country's most successful football team- AC Milan, several time European Cup and Serie A winners, owns one of Italy's largest media companies and has been Italian PM three times. In spite of Silvio's obvious success in life, he maintains what he calls a 'connection' with the Italian working classes, playing all sorts of practical jokes befitting of a man of his position. Or something. Look!



Not quite sure how that has anything to do with the working classes. Even still, given Berlusconi's position I'm a wee bit surprised by that video, if a little amused about thinking of Tony Blair doing the same. Perhaps not the best way to mental health. To be fair to Silvio, he has got form in this arena. After a spat with the Finns over the location of the European Food Safety Authority in Parma, Silvio claimed he had to "dust off my English-language playboy skills" with the Finnish president, Tarja Halonen, to convince her to locate the EFSA there; a comment he later retracted saying "anyone who had seen a picture of Halonen must have been aware that he had been joking".

Silvio:


He's the one in the middle.

Tarja Halonen:


Hmm, no man in a bandana should be casting aspersions on another's appearance I feel. Just a rule of thumb that I have.

Except this guy: