Thursday 17 January 2008

Brrrrrr!

Mitch has just told me that it is -11F in Utah. That's -24C in our decimalised understanding of cold. If you don't hear from me in 2 weeks send out the St Bernards. Man that is gonna be CAULD!

Oops.

In my last post I mistakenly thought I'd reached 100 posts when in reality I'd not. However, in my defence I came to the 100 post conclusion as a result of the dashboard feature on blogger which also counts unpublished posts. So there you have it, I have posts in reserve! Or something.

In other news, I've noticed something a little odd of late in London. Our power keeps cutting out - when I say keeps I actually mean 3 times in the last month or so. It's quite irritating. I was sat last night collecting and inputting data for Nigerian sterling proportions from the mid 1960s to the mid 1970s, as you do at 1am, when the power in the flat suddenly went out and various alarms started blaring. It was out for about 5 minutes before coming on again for 5 minutes then going off for 30 seconds before coming back on again. You'd think in the world's largest city at a time of low consumption there wouldn't be an outage surely? To be fair it did only seem to be my street but even still. Couple this with our water being cut off twice in the last month and I'm beginning to see the value in Mitch's insistence that we keep spare water. Not quite sure how I would be able to see with the water when the power goes out but at least it keeps me from being thirsty!

Joking aside, I can see the sheer volume of planning and maintenance that goes into utilities for a metropolitan area to keep functioning so it puzzles me all the more when these things are handed over to private companies to try and wrest a profit out of them. Surely infrastructural necessities for the efficient functioning of society - water, electricity generation and so on - should be under the auspices of government, or at least subject to governmental action such as reserving the right to transfer the ownership of provision of these utilities in the event of pre-determined and agreed targets not being met say, in order to ensure quality of provision is continuously at a level which allows society to function at its optimum capacity? More than x amount of work hours lost due to a loss in provision of y utility means the license automatically goes up for renewal. If targets are continually met and surpassed then the company receives a reward, like a reduction in tax on profits for example. Call it performance related pay if you will. That'd work right?

Sunday 13 January 2008

Centenary.

I've reached 100 posts! Since this blog was meant to be about how I am getting on in London but has morphed into a number of different things, I thought I'd post 100 things I like and dislike about London. I think I'll split it 50-50 in the interests of parity however. Be warned, I fully expect to be scraping the barrel trying to get 100 things out. They're also in no particular order.

Dislikes:

1. I don't much care for the cost of living down here. It is a LOT.
2. I am deeply dissatisfied at the lack of decent Indian curries. But then you'll know that if you've read my previous post on the matter here.
3. The militaristic nature of meeting people- London is so big you have no option but to plan and plan again for even the simplest of meetings.
4. The way people attempt to get on the Tube without letting the people trying to get off go first. It's not rocket science- people getting off = more space to get on. WAIT!
5. The funny looks you get when handing over Scottish-issued currency.
6. South of the river. Except the Southbank. I like that.
7. The price of going to see a Premiership match- ludicrous! I've still not been as a result.
8. Related to the above- the fact that you have to join a 'club' in order to stand a chance of getting a ticket for a match. Talking about bleeding the average punter dry. I suppose this may well be the case elsewhere in England too, but it is certainly predominant in London. Yes I'm talking about you Arsenal, Tottenham and Chelski.
9. The Northern line- is it EVER open or not delayed?
10. Earls Court- singularly the most irritating stop in the whole of London. Constant delays.
11. Ken Livingstone- for pedaling the myth that Scotland is subsidised by the South East. Although to be fair he has recently changed his tune a bit.
12. Being so far away from Scotland.
13. Not being able to get Irn Bru at will. It is much better than it has been though and a bit more widely available.
14. Nae tattie scones.
15. Missing the Kelvingrove Art Galleries.
16. Missing the Transport Museum in Glasgow. The new one looks good too.
17. Having to vote down here. Pointless.
18. It's a bit busy.
19. The sheer volume of travel to get anywhere. And I live centrally-ish.
20. The length of time it takes to get anywhere. Obviously linked to the immediately preceding post.
21. The fact that for whatever reason kids seem to think it is okay to play really BAD music as loud as their crappy little mobile phone speakers, not headphones, will let them on the bus to the irritation of all and sundry. Even if it was good music it would still be irritating right enough.
22. That the V&A's Friday night openings are not accompanied by a notice stating that whilst in fact open, most of the collection will be closed to public viewing. Great. Thanks for the wasted journey.
23. LSE students thinking it is okay to talk loudly to each other and their mobile phones in the library whilst people are trying to work.
24. The LSE library's carpet giving me so much static that I get shocked EVERY time I visit.
25. The steps being too far apart in the fancy spiral stair-case in the middle of the LSE library. Got that one wrong didn't you Sir Norman Foster?
26. The rats.
27. The mice.
28. Ludicrous property prices- admittedly related to point 1 but I did say I'd be scraping the barrel.
29. That estate agents think it is okay to advertise studio apartments as one bedroom. It's not really the same is it?
30. People puking on the night bus. Just gross.
31. Taxi-fare costs. Unbelievable! Taxi drivers apparently earn in the region of 40-50k in London. That's double what I earn!
32. The HSBC archives being slap bang in the middle of Bow. Not the nicest of areas by ANY stretch of the imagination and a pain to get to.
33. The fact you have to pay to use the toilets in Kings Cross, but the ones in the adjoining St Pancras are free. Eh?
34. King's Cross station generally- they are apparently refurbishing it next to get rid of that horrendous canopy at the front. Not soon enough.
35. Euston taxi-rank. I swear Get Carter was based on that taxi-rank- underground, smells of stale urine, dank and very unpleasant. How it hasn't been moved is beyond me.
36. The free newspapers thrust into my face at every station, crossing, busy street, etc. If I want one, I'll pick one up thank you very much.
37. Absent friends.
38. The people on Oxford St. To say they are ignorant of others would be an understatement. Grasping commercialism at its worst.
39. Cannon St station being shut on a Saturday.
40. The Royal Family- not a London problem per se, but they do live here.
41. Having to read The Guardian instead of The Herald due to the general unavailability of the latter.
42. No Mother India.
43. The 91 bus drivers. Worst. Drivers. Ever.
44. Russell St. tube station stairs- DO NOT take the stairs. There are millions of 'em!
45. The mail- describing it as sporadic is being kind.
46. Having to chew down my tea, or indeed any drink made with boiled water.
47. Rush hour on the Tube. Thankfully I don't have to experience it often. Utterly miserable.
48. Having to constantly remember to put descaler in whatever appliances we use that need water.
49. Making a list of 50 things I don't like about London.


Likes:

1. Living with and being married to Mitch.
2. Discovering new things every day.
3. Sam Smith pubs- cheap, good and always good looking pubs. I will probably start naming individual ones later on.
4. St Paul's Cathedral. Just beautiful, inside and out.
5. Friends that have moved here from Glasgow.
6. Robert Dyas- amazing!
7. Ethiopian food. Why doesn't Glasgow have it?! It'd go down a treat there. Mark my words.
8. My job.
9. LSE Library- in spite of its many failings, it is still an excellent collection.
10. Korean food- I realise it is elsewhere, but I've only ever had it in London. Excepting that time in Memphis, but I didn't eat it there since it had meat in it.
11. The Tate Modern. The crack in the floor isn't that amazing, but the slides were brilliant.
12. Finsbury Park. It has a boating pond- I LOVE boating ponds.
13. The Compton Arms just off Upper St- a little bit of Yorkshire nestled away down a backstreet with a good cask ale selection.
14. Friends coming to visit and stay.
15. tfl A veritable timesaver if ever there was one.
16. Regent's Park- it has a boating pond! And a zoo.
17. Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese on Fleet St- former boozer of Dickens, Tennyson, Samuel Johnson, Mark Twain and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle to name but a few. It's a Sam Smith pub unsurprisingly. There's been a pub on the site for nearly 500 years. Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese was refurbished last in the 18th century apparently.
18. The former Daily Express building - now owned by Goldman Sachs - on Fleet St. A marvel of Art Deco design. Curved black and clear glass front and just lovely.
19. Baker St underground station- Sherlock Holmes stenciled tiles all throughout and original wood interiors. My favourite underground station in London.
20. The Millennium Bridge over the Thames- affords a great view of the Thames river front and is barely visible from distance.
21. Tower Bridge opening and closing. I was like a little kid watching it.
22. The Houses of Parliament. Mock Gothic aye, but still a beautiful building.
23. The Tube- I love it and hate it in equal measures. Either way, it makes life so much easier.
24. Fleet St- sadly no longer the home of the Fourth Estate, but home to some fantastic architecture. DC Thomson still live there- their building is adorned with the names of some of their esteemed publications still in the brickwork: The Courier, People's Friend, etc.
25. The Cittie of Yorke pub on Holborn- what a pub! Massive old working cast iron stove slap bang in the middle of the bar and lots of little booths all along one side. Another Sam Smith's.
26. The Princess Louise pub, again on Holborn. Closed for rewiring apparently- the toilets are B-listed and smell like they haven't been cleaned since their creation about 100 years ago. Strangely beautiful though.
27. The Bank of England building- the Old Lady of Threadneedle St as she is also known. A veritable fortress- I'm fortunate enough to get to work inside on occasion and it really is an impressive building. The institution itself was founded by a Scotsman, natch.
28. Hyde Park- it has a boating pond!
29. Mitch and I's flat. It's lovely, come visit.
30. Hampstead Heath- it's quite big and has swimming ponds in it. Not for me though, non-swimmer that I am.
31. The Gherkin- apparently only guys like it. I wonder why?
32. The New Piccadilly Cafe- sadly departed but a really wonderful old London classic cafe. We managed to get in on the last day which was nice.
33. S&M Cafe, Essex Road- another lovely classic London cafe. The S&M stands for Sausage and Mash mind.
34. The Emirates Stadium- took a walk round it and it really is very impressive, particularly how it took account of the local area with its affordable housing scheme. Plus the team that plays there plays the best football.
35. Blah Blah Blah vegetarian restaurant in Shepherd's Bush. Mitch and I almost literally licked our plates clean it was so good. Well worth a visit whether you are veggie or not.
36. The 91 bus. Excepting the drivers, the 91 is great. Drops me right outside LSE or right by my hoose. Braw.
37. The Victoria line- so few stops, such big carriages.
38. Bar Capitale pizzeria on Walbrook by Cannon St- terrible service, but amazing pizza.
39. Pizza Express St Paul's- only because they have Airblade hand driers in them. Truly the future.
40. British Library- I've yet to set foot in it, but I KNOW it'll be great when I do.
41. The Institute of Historical Research in Senate House- musty old historian hang out in a fantastic building.
42. Jeremy Bentham's Auto-icon in UCL. It's really him! Minus the head.
43. Walking around London and getting to explore.
44. Greenwich- a lovely place.
45. Thames Riverboat- but only if you get the old guy commentating on it. The younger guy just doesn't have the patter.
46. Museum of Childhood in Bethnal Green- very good fun.
47. The London Eye- I've never been up it, but I have walked around it and it is quite impressive.
48. St Pancras Station- it is really impressive. The roof is fantastic and well worth a look. The shoes on the female in the kissing couple statue are a bit big right enough.
49. London being a transport hub.
50. Water filters.

So there you have it- 100 things I like and dislike about London. To be fair, it was far more difficult compiling the dislikes than the likes.

Wednesday 9 January 2008

Cackle.

I've mostly been cackling at this for the last ten minutes.

Monday 7 January 2008

Oh good Indian curry, where art thou?

London, to my extreme surprise, does not seem to have good Indian curry anywhere! I've tried and I've tried and it's nowhere to be found. Like a noob I went along to Brick Lane only to be very disappointed. I took a recommendation from a friend who is married to a Hindu to try Bengal Spice on Holloway Rd and was very unimpressed at its pitiful effort of a Saag Paneer (not to mention disturbed that it made Mitch sick). I went along to Shah on Drummond St (apparently the home of some of the first Indian restaurants in the country) and was again unimpressed, staying on Drummond St I've also gone to Ravi Shankar's (rubbish) and Diwana which is probably the only one to receive pass marks out of the lot. And only because it is all you can eat for 6.99 and they give you platters instead of plates (I'm a tight Scot, what can I say?), although the food is pretty decent. I've also eaten at Rasa at a friend's recommendation, although admittedly not at the exact restaurant he recommended in Stoke Newington but in W1 instead. It was ludicrously expensive and my dish (a spinach and daal combination) was watery and tasteless. I've been to Khan's in Bayswater/Queensway which was not good either, although the decor almost made up for it- think of being in the jungle in a restaurant, but with no actual plants, only painted plants and bushes on the walls and ceiling and you've got an idea. Mitch liked it as it had a fairly astonishing selection of non-alcoholic drinks as it doesn't have a drinks license. I thought it was crap. I probably wouldn't have written this post if I hadn't had a curry from Mother India when I was back in Glasgow. Mother India and Glasgow in general has ruined me for curries in this city. Any one fancy bringing down a delivery of Saag Paneer, Peshwari Naan, Mushroom Rice and some Poppadoms with Spicy Onions when they visit?

Sunday 6 January 2008

Happy New Year.

I almost forgot to wish you all a happy new year and fill you in on the joyful festivities I had over the festive period. My mother slipped on some black ice at home the Saturday before Christmas and broke her ankle and leg and knackered her ligaments, resulting in her being kept in over Christmas and poor Mitch driving the MacKenzies and Nichols to and from hospital to see her for the duration that we were there. She got out on the 27th though and is in plaster for 6 weeks then needs physio. Merry Christmas! So I headed back to London a few days after she got out and when I arrived I wasn't feeling too well- turns out I had caught some nasty bug from my 6 year old nephew which at least wasn't the dreaded norovirus that the world and his wife seem to have caught (see i.e.good across on the links for a lovely description of its symptoms), which was nice for me at least. What wasn't nice was being stuck indoors freezing cold with a fever and feeling like I'd run a marathon the previous day. On my hands. Paracetamol did the trick until Friday when I was forced into getting some Co-codamol (codeine AND paracetamol) to help me function at some level. It's gone today though! Just in time to get back to work. Nice. Happy New Year indeed!

Pour Brig II.

Since I know at least one of my millions (sic) of readers is a SFII fan, here are the links to my favourite vignettes on probably one of the best video game franchises ever. Oh and Brig- you look not unlike Ken! Or rather Ken looks not unlike you. And that's a compliment. Whoever thought of these and got them up and running for our perusal deserves a pat on the back.









Ah, now if that doesn't take you back to spending days, nights, weeks and months wasting, sorry I mean playing, your life away on Street Fighter II then I don't know what will. You might well cringe at this though...

Or laugh at it. I did the latter. I may also have wondered what joypad moves he pulled off to manage it, but that's for 14 years ago. Honest.