Nick Clegg: comedian.

The leader of the Lib Dems seems to think that his party are 'headed for government'. Oh my aching sides. They've as much chance of winning power as I do of winning the lottery. I never play the lottery.

At the risk of talking too much about politics...

I was going to write about this myself, but it seems Neal Ascherson has beaten me to the punch, as well as probably putting it more eloquently than I would have here. Now who would honestly believe that Gordon Brown would meddle in political affairs outside his department? Oh.