Even I'm tempted by this.

Well, apart from the cigarettes. Ooft, can you imagine the carnage in your stomach after some of that? All available from here. I realise as a vegetarian it is probably against my better judgement to advertise that place, but it does look good and tasty. I mean, look how happy this guy looks!

Mon the piggies!

It was an image conjured up by my own mind not too dissimilar to this that eventually convinced me to give up on flesh and become vegetarian.



And I also wonder where you can find pigs who's insides are already like salami? Must be rarer than hens' teeth.

And for posterity, I found it here.